This video has made it rounds on YouTube in various altered versions. And you can see why!
A journal of discovery from a lover of the Great American Sandwich and the culture of the scooters.
This video has made it rounds on YouTube in various altered versions. And you can see why!

The Café Bernardo is one of many California-style restaurants in the Paragary Restaurant Group in
Before I tried their ground chuck burger, I was hooked on their Grilled Chicken Sandwich. Café Bernardo also offers a Turkey Burger. One of those Portobello Mushroom burgers is on the menu at the 15th and
The Niman Ranch Ground Chuck Burger is a 7 oz hand-made patty. Cafe Bernardo receives the chuck directly from the Niman Ranch in Bay Area daily where they grind the beef on site. The quality of the chuck is evident though it is difficult to believe my patty started out at over 1/3 of a pound. It seemed smaller since chuck should not lose much fat in the grilling process. Café Bernardo uses ordinary iceberg lettuce on the burger, which is surprising for a place that offers six different salads.
The burger also comes with a thin slice of tomato and red onion. (My tomato was a bit beat up.) The menu proudly points out the pickles are house made. They did not seem any different from other chip-sliced pickles I have tasted on most
of the hamburgers in town. Then, there’s JB’s Special Sauce which does not taste terribly different from thousand island dressing, but is, like the pickles, house made; all of this on a quality, grilled, French bun. I cannot find fault with this hamburger, just nothing to get excited about. It is as if I would have like it better if I were to eat all the components separately. The fries, on the other hand, are cut from skin-on potatoes and are salty, crispy, and exceptional.
The Niman Ranch Ground Chuck Burger goes for a little over $8. That is a decent deal if you do not want cheese ($1.50), a side of fries ($1.50), and a $2.25 iced tea. After all that the bill comes to over $13, which I guess is about right considering the quality of food and the clean, casual environment. The Niman Ranch Ground Chuck Burger is a good burger, but I think I will stick with the Grilled Chicken Sandwich next time I visit Café Bernardo.
A final note: Café Bernardo offers convenient online ordering; however, I have tested this app nearly a dozen times and have either received a “cannot display webpage” or a “request aborted due to heavy system load” message. Other Paragary restaurants offer an online customer reservations service. I tested that and received the “request aborted due to heavy system load” message.
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called it the Wagyu Burger, but I see that was just too pedestrian for a place that names Duck Confit Salad “Salad of Duck Confit” and Creekstone Farms Beef Tartare “Tartare of Creekstone Farms Beef.” With that said, it is arguably the best burger in town. I know my pervious post was about the best burger in town. What can I say? Still, at $14, I do not know when I will be back. Breaking it down to a taste vs. price question, it is not quite worth it. I will wait until someone wants to treat me to lunch. Then I will enthusiastically suggest Ella Dinning Room & Bar and order this exquisite burger. By the way, it will have to be lunch since the burger is not available on the dinner menu.
Bastard’s runs or maybe even one sponsored by the Vespa Club of Sacramento, but a veteran scooterist told me that it would be wise to take my first one or two with the Scoot Shop since they would be sympathetic to greenhorns like me. So I decided to play it safe and rode with The Scoot Shop group. I don’t know if one would call this trip a “run.” The ride was very short—about forty miles, but my hands were killing me as if I were riding all day. I guess I was squeezing the grips too hard. Rookie!